-- Name: Jeff Stewart
-- Birth date: July 30th
-- Birthplace: Sault Ste. Marie
-- Current Location: Sault Ste Marie
-- Eye Color: Blue
-- Hair Color: Brown
-- Height: 5'8'
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: leo

-- heritage: my belly button is an inny

-- shoes I wore today: shoes

-- my weakness: talkin to ladies because i pee my pants

-- my fears: cooties

-- my perfect pizza:Shrooms

-- Goal I'd like to achieve: become and international man of mystery or a caterpillar

-- most overused phrase on MSN: juicestains

-- my thoughts first waking up: nik place

-- my best physical feature: scrotum
-- my bedtime: 19oo hours
-- my most missed memory: the day i discovered my penis
-- my you regret the most: i want a pony

-- Pepsi or Coke: peptizzay!
-- McDonald's or Burger King:wendys

-- Single or group: groupys are fun

-- Adidas or Nike: bare feet
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Peptizzay!
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Peptizzay!

-- smoke: no
-- Curse: no
-- Sing: next canadina idol right here folks
-- Take a shower everyday: ppffffffff hell no
-- Have a crush(es): no , i am very open with my sexual senses they know who they are ( placer, bazer)
-- Do i think i've been in love: i am
-- Want to go to college/University?:no
-- Like high school: i wanna ride a dolphin
-- Want to get married: yes just like everyother girl i kno
-- Believe in yourself: popsicles sticks are a great invention
-- Get motion sickness: when i think of certain ppl
-- Think i'm attractive: is this question neccesary? like cum on. its FEJ

-- Think i'm a health freak: i pick my nose

-- Like thunderstorms: o does taht ever turn me on

-- Play an instrument: the spoons

In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yah
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: yah
-- Had Sex: ummm nooooo
-- Made Out: hehe i am crazay
-- Gone on a date: every french class
-- Gone to the mall: yah
-- Eaten sushi: i eat alot of fish! ouf that was a great connection
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: ya
-- Made homemade cookies: i have my apron on right now
-- Gone skinny dipping: hehehehehe
-- Dyed my hair: no
Ever..
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: maybeh
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: definatly
-- Been caught doing something: no
-- Been called a tease: dont go there
-- Gotten beaten up: ya all the time
-- Shoplifted: no

-- Changed who i was to fit in: no


-- Age you hope to be married: 69
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 8 Gonzales, pooti tang, mufasa, reg dawg, juicestains, fej,pimp daddy, superfly jimmy snooka
-- Describe your dream wedding: squirrells everywhere
-- Where i want to go to college/university: far away

what do i want to be when i grow up: waterboy

In a girl...
-- Best eye color: blue
-- Best hair color: brown.
-- Short or long hair: shaved
-- Height: on her knees oooooofff boooo ya
-- Best weight: 389
-- Best articles of clothing: none
-- Best first date location: at your local hardare shop
-- Best first kiss location: my bed


-- Number of drugs taken illegally: goose egg
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: about 6 billion